What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
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