So th other day I was out for a midnight walk, when out of the corner of my eye what do I spy? Terrible black blurr coming fast my way. For a split second I think, " I'm gonna get mugged"
Now in that second I also decided to give the bugger something to chew on for it. Second done and here it comes. I turn to face it full on and what do I see?, a flying black cat that is spitting piss and vineager and it's aimed right for my face.
Well naturally, I swat it out of the way and am about to yell at it when I hear a questioning "Meaow?"
Taking a good look and I realise that it's my own crazy cat that just tried to kick my ass.
Well miss evil kitty fantastico, you have been thwarted. Maybe next time you'll look before you leap and realise that there are some you cannot terrorize in this neighborhood!
Unknown "Moonlight Hunter" Peaceful
- 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago