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Name:
Unknown, 44/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:55 AM
Join date:16 years, 4 months, 26 days ago
Location: rugby United Kingdom

About me:
errrrrrrrrm i will think of something next week
About you:
would love to meet billy connelly
Looking for:
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Trekkies, The J-Licious Jungle, Studio 54, ~* Ami P. Fan Club *~, Player's Club Vegas Rules, Jodies Junk Joint, ~ Julia's Jocose ~, J-Licious Jungle Contest Entries

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Unknown's tales
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ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Unknown Lazy - 16 years, 2 months, 22 days ago
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window... He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. "Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor? "Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies. He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer." Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - thats why I am here!"

Unknown Lazy - 16 years, 2 months, 22 days ago
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A little koala bear wanders into a whore house. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute. She wakes up and decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish. The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that". The koala shrugs and continues to head for the door. The prostitute yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows the koala the definition. PROSTITUTE (n.) a person receiving payment for sexual services. The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear. KOALA (n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves

Unknown Lazy - 16 years, 2 months, 22 days ago
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Why is it most people who use this app think everyone on here is trying to pull or flirt or pimp themselfes out!People who are here to do that ....its fine, why not if you wanna have a flirt and some fun then great but im only on here to have friendly fun and and so are alot of other people,if you are trying to flirt with someone who tells you they are not up for that you should respect it and back off,no offence intended im just sick of certain guys trying to get into my human pet pants!!!!!
Unknown Lazy - 16 years, 2 months, 22 days ago
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heres the thing i know this lovely little boy who is like a nephew to me and it drives me nuts that his own family ignore his existance while other kids in the family are given all the attention and spoilt. they will regrett it when he is old enough to realize it and i get all his love cos i love him loads and i show it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown Lazy - 16 years, 3 months, 14 days ago
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Chris Dampier
*snickers* No worries girl! How goes the endless battle? :)
You have been given Good ideas.
Crafted by Rose
Chris Dampier Growling - 15 years, 2 months ago
Chris Dampier
Pssst... Oi! I've heard of pets in hiding, but this is too much! ;)
You have been given . Looking for you everywhere.
Crafted by Art Niyetli
Chris Dampier Growling - 15 years, 2 months, 10 days ago
Unknown
hello there, i didn't know you bought me on HP, i stopped playing ages ago hehe
faaaaanks 4 buying me hun
XX
Unknown "JungleCat" Playful - 15 years, 3 months, 24 days ago
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I can't figure out how to post an item...sigh..thanks for spamming my page dear!


You have been given ♥Pet & Owner Cuddle Time.
Crafted by Lisa Whitescarver
Unknown "Cheeky" Cheeky - 15 years, 3 months, 26 days ago
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thanks Ami! This isn't gonna hurt is it?
Unknown "Cheeky" Cheeky - 15 years, 3 months, 29 days ago
FoXxY aKa VeZ
ohhh myyyy !!
FoXxY aKa VeZ "My sexy Foxxy.." ~*~Loves her ownie/pet~*~ - 15 years, 4 months, 14 days ago
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