I'm happy I have my friend Laura
and so I have something here for her
I give her my heart
I hate being apart
In every way i adore her
Unknown "My monkey" Frisky - 16 years, 7 months, 15 days ago

A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?
Unknown "My monkey" Frisky - 16 years, 8 months, 14 days ago

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE or comment... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE ......
Unknown "My monkey" Frisky - 16 years, 9 months ago

what happened when the pope went to Mount Olive???


Popeye nearly killed him
Unknown "My monkey" Frisky - 16 years, 10 months, 17 days ago

how can you tell the differance between a turd and a biscuit?


try dunking them in your tea
Unknown "My monkey" Frisky - 16 years, 10 months, 17 days ago