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Too many people on here take this buying pets too seriously...its just abit of fun!!!!!!!

Not like you really own them...so chill lol just a way to meet new people and we can never have too many friends...have a good day all xx

Few Jokes for you............
Unknown Timid - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago
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SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.
Unknown Timid - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago
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MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5.. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with u
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with u
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with u
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with u
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
lol xx
Unknown Timid - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago
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WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tondisable= is sex all you ever think about?


Unknown Timid - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

Unknown Timid - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago
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Unknown

You have been given Thanks Hunny Bunny!.
Crafted by Tom
Unknown "Minxy" Purring - 16 years, 2 months, 18 days ago
Amanda
Thanks for the petting! Thumbed your tales whilst I was visiting a fellow Amanda. -x-
Amanda "Amazing" Annoyed - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago
Keelan H
Thanks for petting me amanda. I have thumbed your tales ;o)
Keelan H "Roi Carotte" Cheeky - 16 years, 3 months, 28 days ago
Unknown
I've been good!
Unknown "Lady Luck" Thirsty - 16 years, 6 months, 29 days ago
Syke
hiya hun, hows things? xx
Syke "Deano" - 16 years, 7 months, 4 days ago
Unknown

You have been given Spoiled With Luxury Gifts.
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Unknown "~Beautiful~" Daring - 16 years, 7 months, 27 days ago
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