Here's a great joke for however decides to visit my profile:
One day this little boy shows up to school wearing a brand new watch. While this little boy was in the playground during recess, one of his friends noticed the watch and said "Hey how did you get that cool new watch?"
The boy responded "One day I walked into my parents bedroom, and they were having sex. My dad told me that if I left the room right away he would give me anything I wanted, so I asked for a watch."
The other boy thought that this was a great idea, so he went home that night and waited outside his parents bedroom. He waited for about an hour until he finally heard the sounds of love-making coming from his parents room.
At that moment the boy burst through the bedroom door, and his dad yelled at him "what the hell do you want?"
The boy replied "I wanna watch!"
The father replied "OK fine! Pull up a chair and be quiet!"
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