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Brian Playful - 15 years, 2 months, 18 days ago
Brian
Happy Friday everyone!
Brian Playful - 15 years, 3 months, 2 days ago
Brian
HP isn't very much fun when forced to play by one's self. My self-petting never lasts long enough.
Brian Playful - 15 years, 3 months, 2 days ago
Brian
1. How tall are you barefoot? 6' 2"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No
3. Do you own a gun? Not currently
4. Do you play with the ads on the side of the screen? No
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? When I was in the business of meeting them, yes.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Good stuff.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? I don't think I have a favorite.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee
9. Can you do push ups? Yes
10. Is your bathroom clean? Sure
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My wedding ring. It's also my only piece of jewelry.
12. Do you like pain killers? Which ones?
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? I don't have one.
14. Do you own a knife? Yes
15. Do you have A.D.H.D? What was the question?
16. Middle name? James
18. What's your normal bed time? Somewhere between 9:30-11:00 on weekdays
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? Coffee, water, Coke.
20. What time did you wake up today? 5:15
21. Name one person that comes to mind right now? Heather
22. Current worry? This testing cycle will not go well.
23. Current hate? I don't hate.
24. Favorite place to be? With my wife.
25. Least favorite place to be? Work? Away from my wife.
27. Do you own slippers? No.
28. What shirt are you wearing? A striped dress shirt
29. How many people have ever truly broken your heart? None. I thought they had at the time, but turns out it was for the best.
30. Favorite colour(s)? Black & Gold.
31. Would you be a pirate? Avast!
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Almost exactly 2 years ago.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? None.
34. What did you fear was going to get you in the night as a child? Dunno.
35. What's in your pockets right now? Keys, cellphone, $1.
36. Is anyone on your mind right now? See #21
37. Do you think you get enough exercise? No
38. Worst injury you've ever had? Torn ligaments in my knee
39. If you could cheat on your spouse, would you? WTF kind of question is this? No.
40.Why? Because it's one of the worst things I could ever do to her.
41. Who is your loudest friend? Gus.
42. Who is your most silent friend? Gus.
43. Does someone have a crush on you? Beats me. I doubt it, though.
44. Do you wish on shooting stars? No.
45. What is your favorite book? Don't really have a favorite.
46. What is your favorite candy? Jolly Ranchers. Or toffee.
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Toad's "I Will Not Take These Things For Granted"
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? The CU Fight Song & Alma Mater
49. What is one of your favorite quotes? Bit my shiny metal ass.
50. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Finally sleeping.
Brian Playful - 15 years, 5 months, 2 days ago
Brian
Currently in my Rhapsody playlist:

Mute Math
Muse
30 Seconds to Mars
The All American Rejects
Fall Out Boy
Panic! at the Disco (only their 1st album, April)
The Mars Volta

Gues it's an 'Emo' day. :D
Brian Playful - 15 years, 5 months, 5 days ago
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Heather Lollar
Welcome back! :)
Heather Lollar Tender - 15 years, 2 months ago
Heather Lollar

Scary Bees You have been given Scary Bees.
Crafted by Bonnie
Heather Lollar Tender - 15 years, 2 months ago
Heather Lollar

Every Time I Think Of U.... You have been given Every Time I Think Of U.....
Crafted by Unknown
Heather Lollar Tender - 15 years, 2 months, 14 days ago
Heather Lollar

You're RANDOM...and I LOVE IT You have been given You're RANDOM...and I LOVE IT.
Crafted by Evon Martin
Heather Lollar Tender - 15 years, 2 months, 18 days ago
Heather Lollar

Behind Every Great Woman... You have been given Behind Every Great Woman....
Crafted by The One From Texas
Heather Lollar Tender - 15 years, 2 months, 18 days ago
Donna
Hey there....how you doing? hope everything is well. x
Flying By To Say Hi ♥ You have been given Flying By To Say Hi ♥.
Crafted by The Sweetest Sin
Donna "Wild Vixen" Unwell - 15 years, 2 months, 18 days ago
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