So, my awesome friend Ian and I are sitting on the bus talking about my new chain set up (before i got the tons of chains). He pipes up how weird it will be when they ask for how much chain each chain length would be. I thought it would be even funnier if I just scared the person helping me get the chain. Now imagine me (I am a large guy) just standing there staring at the chains, when the person comes up.

Clerk: "Hi, how can I help you today"
Me: "Chaaaaain" *points at the chains*
Clerk: "Well what kind of chain are you looking for?"
Me: "CHAAAIN"
Clerk: "Well how much chain do you need?"
Me: "CHAAAAAIIIIIINNN!!!!!" *runs out the store*
...
*comes back in the store all calm again*
Me: "Seriously I need some chain."

The unfortunate part is the person who helped me was a very small Asian lady... I really didn't want to do that to her, but anyways thats my story of CHAAAIN!
If you want another little story ask me about Monkey Butter... Ian and I are way too dangerous together alone.
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