orange is the colour of fake tans
and therefore
lurve!
( Abercrombie style lurve, anywais)

its k for me my dear pet :)

You have been offered a human sacrifice.

and you look gorgeous

this polka-dotted pooch just wants to find a home where she can love and be loved in return. she enjoys thunder storms, cuddling up on cold nights, pina coladas and getting caught in the rain :) and don't worry, she doesn't bite... often.

You have been manicured.

how is my pet?

You have been coronated with a tiara.

You have been put a beret on.