If you had me alone... locked up in your room for twenty-four hours and we could do whatever you wanted! what would you do with me? Tell me in my inbox... cuz its a secret... then repost this in your tale or comment... you might be surprised with the responses you get. They could make you laugh or even smile .... but please don’t make me cry (unless, yanno, it’s the *good* kind of tears)!

Unknown "beautiful bliss" Loving - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

Dear All,

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Unknown "beautiful bliss" Loving - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

Also,I now have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

Unknown "beautiful bliss" Loving - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program ..... Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $7 million with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.
Unknown "beautiful bliss" Loving - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
Unknown "beautiful bliss" Loving - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago