Joke of the Day:

A pirate with a steering wheel down his pants walks into a bar. He sits at the bar and orders a drink. The Bartender says "Did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants.

The pirate replies "arrr, they are driving me nuts." Ba dum ch.
Unknown "Herbie" Sleepy - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago

Dancing, like FOR REAL dancing, is harder than it looks. Cudo's to you all out there that can dance for real. And congrats to those that have the guts to at least get out any try :)
Unknown "Herbie" Sleepy - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago

I have just discovered the joys of coffee!!! I am one of those "walking zombie" types when i wake up. BUT! Coffee counteracts this effect! It's like it's sprinkling holy water on my inner zombie!!!!!
Unknown "Herbie" Sleepy - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago

Joke Of The Day:

How did the crazy guy get out of the forest?

HE TOOK THE PHYCO PATH! Ba dum ch!
Unknown "Herbie" Sleepy - 16 years, 7 months, 28 days ago

Valentine's tale! I went to Lethbridge to give this really cool girl a valentine gift. It was to be a suprise! I got to her house to find that she wasn't there!!! So i ended up dropping off her valentine's gifts in the mailbox and drove back home.

Moral of the story: If you are gonna suprise someone (especially someone from a different city) make sure you know they will be there :P
Unknown "Herbie" Sleepy - 16 years, 7 months, 28 days ago