So this guy breaks into this house very late at night and starts walking down the hall when all of the sudden he hears someone say, "I see you, and Jesus sees you too." The man thinks nothing of it and continues down the hall when he hears, "I see you, and Jesus sees you too." Now the man is started to get worried, so worried in fact, that he drops the flashlight and sees a parrot that says, "I see you, and Jesus sees you too." The man decides he's got to kill the bird so no one will find out he was there. So when he bends down to pick up his flashlight, he notices the light is shining on a rotwhiler. Then the parrot said, "Sick 'im, Jesus!"
Unknown "nutso frantic " Perplexed - 16 years, 6 months, 4 days ago

One bright day, in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
When the deaf policeman heard this noise,
he just about killed those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.


Unknown "nutso frantic " Perplexed - 16 years, 7 months, 11 days ago

A lot time ago, in a land far away, lived the pinaple princess Tiki. She was sweet as a peach in a pinnapple way but so sad that she hardly speaky. If you listen well you'll hear here secret wish, "Aloha, My name is Tiki. I long to be....my sweet Prince. Humunuakakadjfmdunsdfa mamlinhiinalakhikihoo."
Unknown "nutso frantic " Perplexed - 16 years, 7 months, 28 days ago

"My name, is Wilting Flower. I died, without love. Will you be my friend?"
Unknown "nutso frantic " Perplexed - 16 years, 9 months, 14 days ago