This is my myspace description I wrote last time I was drunk after a very crazy gathering:
-ahem-
Guten Morgen mein leiblings something. I am Yettomon, King of Yeti's. I live in the Tudor sometimes and I have no friends. Well, I do, but not enough to warrant any kind of inflated level of self esteem. I watch X-tube because it's been approved by a lesbian called Louise. What better excuse can you get for watching girl on girl porn?
The great thing about me is that I make jokes about sex, but really I don't get much and I'm really desperate for any kind of affection, be you a girl or a guy, it makes little difference to me.
But the operative word in that previous sentence is little. I am, in fact, a straight guy who goes off to this big warehouse place on weekdays, doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and I've got stuck in a loop. Give me more beer Tiny. -glug-
URGH! That's strongbow you bitch. Yes, strongbow sucks. It's far too sweet for my refined taste buds, which are better than yours in EVERY respect. I occasionally smoke. By occasionally, I mean, all the time. I like to smoke in chains. It's one way I pleasure myself. There's nothing quite like tying yourself to inanimate objects with chunky, heavy links of metal whilst having a good puff. Oh dear. My sense of humour is so crap. kill me please.
PS. I'm not gay, I'm just cool.
Unknown "yeti" Serene
- 16 years, 10 months, 5 days ago