I bought a bass geetarr.
It's well ace. I've been learning all my favourite songs! XD
But now I have no money to buy food and cigs... So I have to serenade myself for consolation!
Unknown "yeti" Serene - 16 years, 26 days ago

I got my nipple pierced...
yeaaaah
Unknown "yeti" Serene - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago

Because I'm currently job hunting, my hair requires a bit of topiary... It's such a shame, I spent quite a few pennies on this mop chop I have now, but it is admittedly becoming a bit overgrown.

I'm going to miss having longish hair... Being able to waft it about to my favourite tunes, run my hands through it and hiding my eyes behind my fringe when I can't be bothered with looking at stuff anymore.

-Sniff-
It's like the end of an era.

On the other hand...
It had been a while since I could do a shampoo mohawk though. You know, one that actually stays there! That'll be cool. So it's not all bad!
Unknown "yeti" Serene - 16 years, 3 months, 10 days ago

I remember when I was at highschool my head teacher was giving a lecture to us in Assembly. At the end of this especially long arduous rant the pompous git said: "It's cooooool to achieve". It's no wonder I'm a bum. He's ruined my life -sniff-
Unknown "yeti" Serene - 16 years, 4 months, 7 days ago

This is my myspace description I wrote last time I was drunk after a very crazy gathering:

-ahem-

Guten Morgen mein leiblings something. I am Yettomon, King of Yeti's. I live in the Tudor sometimes and I have no friends. Well, I do, but not enough to warrant any kind of inflated level of self esteem. I watch X-tube because it's been approved by a lesbian called Louise. What better excuse can you get for watching girl on girl porn?

The great thing about me is that I make jokes about sex, but really I don't get much and I'm really desperate for any kind of affection, be you a girl or a guy, it makes little difference to me.

But the operative word in that previous sentence is little. I am, in fact, a straight guy who goes off to this big warehouse place on weekdays, doing the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and I've got stuck in a loop. Give me more beer Tiny. -glug-

URGH! That's strongbow you bitch. Yes, strongbow sucks. It's far too sweet for my refined taste buds, which are better than yours in EVERY respect. I occasionally smoke. By occasionally, I mean, all the time. I like to smoke in chains. It's one way I pleasure myself. There's nothing quite like tying yourself to inanimate objects with chunky, heavy links of metal whilst having a good puff. Oh dear. My sense of humour is so crap. kill me please.

PS. I'm not gay, I'm just cool.
Unknown "yeti" Serene - 16 years, 4 months, 7 days ago