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Playful
"Edible"
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Sparkling
Unknown
"Winkledinkle"
10500 pts
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Unknown's tales
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Burping noises So many sounds, They're never the same The come from your belly, The air is to blame They may be alike, But have a sound of their own Do it too much though And girls start to groan Theres the high ones, the low ones The quick ones and slow ones The hot ones, the loud ones The cold ones and proud ones. But the ones i love most That make me giggle all day Could knock out your friend From 10 yards away.
Unknown "Edible" Playful
- 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
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Peeing in Public I have this thing Which i love to do People think i'm strange But what can i do? It started out small, Away from all others But then i get excited And come out from the covers Never before, Have I felt such glee Than when i'm out in public And start to Pee It makes me so happy To make golden showers But something went wront At old Alton Towers I was chased and caught Then thrown in a cell My friends all now hate me My life turned to hell But once i was out It took but a while For me to start up again And now i'm all smiles!
Unknown "Edible" Playful
- 16 years, 9 months, 20 days ago
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Blue flavoured veggi burger: It looks like a burger But theres no meat I just took a bite... It tastes like feet Looking at it closer It's not at all from a shoe It's a veggie burger but this one is blue.. Where did it come from? It's as hard as a brick.. My blue flavoured veggie burger Has made me quite sick... I shouldn't have swallowed That much i know My stomach is churning I'm about to blow.. Bleurgh...
Unknown "Edible" Playful
- 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago
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Curly Fries and Uncle Jimmys nose My uncle Jimmy had a nose It was round and made of jam And every time he blew on it Out would pop some ham This made jimmy rather sad He'd cry into an oily rag... But after 50... maybe 60 tries He finally got some curly fries! Uncle Jimmy had his food But it was dry and rather coarse He grabbed his nose and blew real hard And you know what? HP Sauce!!
Unknown "Edible" Playful
- 16 years, 10 months, 2 days ago
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Butter Cats My cat is made of butter, And it's only got one arm The rest of it is in a jar, It wont do you any harm. I can't believe it's not cat, People all poke fun... But i'm the one who's laughing last, when i shove it up their... Butter cats, butter cats Now i dont mean to boast... But have you ever met another cat, That you can spread on toast?
Unknown "Edible" Playful
- 16 years, 10 months, 3 days ago
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