Burping noises

So many sounds,
They're never the same
The come from your belly,
The air is to blame

They may be alike,
But have a sound of their own
Do it too much though
And girls start to groan

Theres the high ones, the low ones
The quick ones and slow ones
The hot ones, the loud ones
The cold ones and proud ones.

But the ones i love most
That make me giggle all day
Could knock out your friend
From 10 yards away.
Unknown "Edible" Playful - 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago

Peeing in Public

I have this thing
Which i love to do
People think i'm strange
But what can i do?

It started out small,
Away from all others
But then i get excited
And come out from the covers

Never before,
Have I felt such glee
Than when i'm out in public
And start to Pee

It makes me so happy
To make golden showers
But something went wront
At old Alton Towers

I was chased and caught
Then thrown in a cell
My friends all now hate me
My life turned to hell

But once i was out
It took but a while
For me to start up again
And now i'm all smiles!
Unknown "Edible" Playful - 16 years, 10 months, 10 days ago

Blue flavoured veggi burger:

It looks like a burger
But theres no meat
I just took a bite...
It tastes like feet

Looking at it closer
It's not at all from a shoe
It's a veggie burger
but this one is blue..

Where did it come from?
It's as hard as a brick..
My blue flavoured veggie burger
Has made me quite sick...

I shouldn't have swallowed
That much i know
My stomach is churning
I'm about to blow..

Bleurgh...
Unknown "Edible" Playful - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

Curly Fries and Uncle Jimmys nose

My uncle Jimmy had a nose
It was round and made of jam
And every time he blew on it
Out would pop some ham

This made jimmy rather sad
He'd cry into an oily rag...
But after 50... maybe 60 tries
He finally got some curly fries!

Uncle Jimmy had his food
But it was dry and rather coarse
He grabbed his nose and blew real hard
And you know what? HP Sauce!!
Unknown "Edible" Playful - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

Butter Cats

My cat is made of butter,
And it's only got one arm
The rest of it is in a jar,
It wont do you any harm.

I can't believe it's not cat,
People all poke fun...
But i'm the one who's laughing last,
when i shove it up their...

Butter cats, butter cats
Now i dont mean to boast...
But have you ever met another cat,
That you can spread on toast?
Unknown "Edible" Playful - 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago