One very dark and lonely night. A Fox, a Panther and a Lion went to the movies to watch a awsome film. They really enjoyed the film cept the Panther who thought the film wasnt fantastic and was no where near as good as the first film. They wondered home discussing the film and its pros and cons, while also making a few crude and immature joke about the film they decided that food was in need.
They wondered back to the Panthers place to which they looked to find some food. After looking for a menu that could deliver after 1Am they looked to the internet to find a take away that did pizzas. After finding two menus that delivered after after 1Am, they decided what pizzas they wanted and phoned to order. Both menus were both bogus! (Shock Shock)
In desperation they needed a new plan. A plan of action, A plan of well being, A plan of tenacity! They would order... A TAXI! To the feeding grounds of Tesco Extra! After a long hull journey to the ground they were confronted by the great gate house of tescos! They were to soon find them selves stuck before the doors, but the Foxes great courage and bravery he stepped forward and with a wave of his hand, the doors, slowly and surely swung open. They entered slowly and cautiously and were soon to be amazed that a whole 3 acres of food, electronics and household hardware was before then.
They quickly made their way to the TV's while the Lion and The Panther were looking at HD Tv's the fox decided to sit and watch tv on one of the sample leather sofas. After much conversation they all pulled together and forgot about tv's and looked for food. Suddenly the Fox was over excited at the bakery and started to harass one of the junior members working at the packing machine. They soon came to an agreement to cook the Fox a baton. He rejoiced and moved along. Meanwhile the Panther and Lion were discussing the Value of white chocolate cookies.
After much searching for food, the most amazing sight ever to be seen by the eyes of the Fox. A whole wall of pringles! Tube after tube, Row after Row.
When they went to the checkout. The Lion, didnt pay correct in the self serve, and made a fool of himself. They walked to the exit of the feeding grounds and called for another taxi. While waiting they hummed the theme to Halo. and before they knew it taxi was there. The time was now 2:40Am. and they traveled home, to indulge in the luxuries they had bought and was relaxing in front the Tv and Computer. Which is where i finish my tale.
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The Fox.
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- 16 years, 11 months, 13 days ago