“Remember-you can't beam through a force field. So, don't try it.”

-William Shatner
Pauly "Pipes " Feisty - 15 years, 5 months, 3 days ago

Welcome to Fall :)
Pauly "Pipes " Feisty - 15 years, 6 months, 8 days ago

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

- Dirty Harry (1971)


Pauly "Pipes " Feisty - 15 years, 6 months, 8 days ago

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

- Thomas Alva Edison
Pauly "Pipes " Feisty - 16 years, 22 days ago

Officer Slater: [talking to Fogell with Officer Michaels in the liquor store after a robbery] May we see your identification?
[Fogell uneasily hands over his fake ID]

Officer Slater: McLovin?
[Fogell is really nervous]

Officer Slater: [pauses] That's a cool name.

Fogell: [amazed that his fake ID worked] Wha... wha...

Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "Fuck".

Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was spelled "Ph," but still that's pretty jarring to see on a drivers license.
Pauly "Pipes " Feisty - 16 years, 1 month, 5 days ago