Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.
Yesterday I went to Red Box. Unfortunately, they only had Kenny G songs.
The objective of war isn't to die for your country. It's to make the other idiot die for his.
Money, you can earn and lose. Time, you can only lose.
A good vacuum cleaner really sucks.
Adults are just kids with money.
Don't strike when the iron is hot. Strike till it becomes hot.
Behind every successful man, is a surprised woman.
Does injecting yourself with painkillers hurt?
Maybe I should take up less active sports. Like chess.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off NOW!
Treat a dog well, and it'll think you're a God. Treat a cat well, and it'll think it's a God.

Collective Quotes from Mokkies, 2007-08
Unknown "Eueu Bear ♥ " Ferocious - 15 years, 8 months, 5 days ago

Superman is blue,
His underwear is red.
You look like a fool,
From toe to head.
Unknown "Eueu Bear ♥ " Ferocious - 16 years, 2 months, 24 days ago

GG = Good Game
FTW = For The Win
GL HF = Good Luck, Have Fun
BFF = Best Friends Forever
XYZ = eXamine Your Zipper

Unknown "Eueu Bear ♥ " Ferocious - 16 years, 3 months, 10 days ago

Dance is music made visible.
Dance to express, not to impress.
Unknown "Eueu Bear ♥ " Ferocious - 16 years, 3 months, 12 days ago