after a thirty case of keystone and a half bottle of wild turkey american honey, we decided it was a good time to make our way to the party. on the way there a space ship thought it would be a good idea to crash land it the field next to my car and so put a scratch in the paint. after a long debate on whether or not, space bucks would convert to american money, and who was the real king of rock and roll, elvis or the beatles, an accord was made. they came with us to the party and they had this killer food, that we later decided was a brain altering drug. but that is neither here nor there. so after we get there, they are all freaked out cause the popo was looking for a flying vechile, for suspesion of flying while under the influence. they wanted to leave, so we had to talk them back to their ship. since they basically ruined the party for us, we decided to ask for a trip in the ship. they agreed and off we went. long story short, never take rides from strangers that aren't from this world. let's just say the next day i had a killer headache, a big whole in my backyard from where they crashed, and a creature that saids we are married, but for some reason i can't understand a damn thing it says. damn aliens and their crazy ways.
Franco "Francy!" Perplexed - 14 years, 12 months, 1 day ago

after counting up all the loot from the gingerbread bank robbery, we made our way down to memory ln. we got sidetrack when i ran into myself as a young child and we started to play freezed tag. that little bastard cheats. so then i hopped into the clown car and watched the fireworks from the castle dungeon. darn my youngerself for turning me in. VENGENCE SHALL BE MINE!!
Franco "Francy!" Perplexed - 16 years, 9 months, 19 days ago

so i was wondering if there was any meanning to what you say, but i realized that you're a jackass. so therefore i don't give a damn and could really careless if you don't like cheese on your burger. so you can take your high school education and shove down your ear hole. and it doesn't matter if there is a car in your room. you shouldn't drink so much deerparks and you would remember what happen last night. you over paid clown
Franco "Francy!" Perplexed - 16 years, 9 months, 21 days ago

we walked down the street, i had a tuna in my hand. he looked over and said, "it sure does stink out here." and then i bounce off the ground and replied, "well, if she would of caught that pass, we would of never had to leave the library." it slowly started to rain, as the moon shined bright in the blue sky, i had a picture of martha washington in my had. she was a cool chick. the dogs started to bark softly and the cats attack them with no mercy. damn cats can never keep there anger under control. so we then added up the total of the square root of 5 plus the radius of the glass place times pi. i kinda just forgot the change my shoes, so it was harder than normal. anyways, that's why jesus hates you.
Franco "Francy!" Perplexed - 16 years, 11 months, 17 days ago

it's been a long and lonesome road for which i have never traveled. it took me many, many minutes to try to plan my escape from the wicked and cruel, the might evil fax machine. it had tied my wrist around the bottom of a chair. after a long second, i flip the chair over and was freed from it's cold grasp. finally, i got up and just walked out of the door and was free! althought it felt like a life time, i am lucky. that damn thing keep me hostage for atleast a few minutes. and now i'm here with you guys. and i am happy.
Franco "Francy!" Perplexed - 16 years, 12 months, 3 days ago