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Daniel Thomas
"Jimmyscorncrackr"



Name:
Daniel Thomas, 45/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:11:03 PM
Join date:16 years, 9 months, 24 days ago
Location: Modesto, CA United States

"I love Koalas...their meat is delicious."
About me:
Just recently back, had to reset alot due to not being on FB anymore. Up for adoption again. I've noticed a lot of people use this space to also talk about a few of their weak points, then usually turn it into a positive like "I'm an ass, but I like koala bears" For me, I'd prefer to just focus on trying to impress you into buying me. So I also speak 16 languages including the african clicking tongue one that I use combined with morse code to multi-task. I once killed a mountain lion with nothing but a pointy stick and squirrel pheromones. I created the internet, read my lips no new taxes, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, and in conclusion ask not what your pet can do for you but what you can do for your pet.
About you:
You should be fun, able to enjoy a joke, and on the naughty side... I have a weakness for pretty eyes, sexy legs, and open toed shoes :P
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Dan's Thumbs
Herds: ~♥♥THUMBS R FREE♥♥~, Stephanie's thumbs
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I always felt those Farm Aid concerts were an awesome idea because I know first-hand
how tough it is being a small farmer these days -- especially when the DEA keeps burning your crop before you can harvest.
Daniel Thomas "Jimmyscorncrackr" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 1 day ago
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Remember: Today is the first day of the rest of what you're optimistically calling a life.
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Proof of the astounding ability of human beings to deceive ourselves is our refusal to think about what the chewed-up food in our mouth looks like right before we swallow it.

Daniel Thomas "Jimmyscorncrackr" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 17 days ago
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A friend and I were arguing about the definition of "irony." He just wasn't getting it, so I took out the dictionary and read him the meaning. Then I proceeded to beat him over the head with the dictionary. Ironic? No, but it sure was satisfying.
Daniel Thomas "Jimmyscorncrackr" Playful - 16 years, 3 months, 19 days ago
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Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly....always....
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grace

by grace
Dearest one, My name is grace, I am very happy to view your profile here today,as I'm interested in knowing you.reply me through my private email address at ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so that i can write you and send you my picture. Yours truly grace

grace - 10 years, 7 months ago
AlleyKat
hmm, must have been quite a detour! lol
glad you came nonetheless :)
I've got you under my spell You have been given I've got you under my spell.
Crafted by it doesn't matter
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AlleyKat "My curious Kat" Curious - 13 years, 8 months, 21 days ago
JUST ANGEL X

Checking you out You have been given Checking you out.
Crafted by M J
JUST ANGEL X "My Sweet Angel " - 13 years, 8 months, 22 days ago
Mike
You are a funny dude! Cheers!
You have been given Pee-Wee's Approval.
Crafted by Unknown Abomination
Mike Intrigued - 15 years, 11 months, 10 days ago
Unknown

You have been given Corn on the Cob.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown ":]] mah princess" Cheeky - 15 years, 11 months, 18 days ago
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