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"Jimmyscorncrackr"
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Daniel Thomas, 45/Male
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 5:34 AM |
| Join date: | 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago |
| Location: | Modesto, CA United States
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| "I love Koalas...their meat is delicious." |
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About me:
Just recently back, had to reset alot due to not being on FB anymore. Up for adoption again. I've noticed a lot of people use this space to also talk about a few of their weak points, then usually turn it into a positive like "I'm an ass, but I like koala bears" For me, I'd prefer to just focus on trying to impress you into buying me. So I also speak 16 languages including the african clicking tongue one that I use combined with morse code to multi-task. I once killed a mountain lion with nothing but a pointy stick and squirrel pheromones. I created the internet, read my lips no new taxes, I did not have sexual relations with that woman, and in conclusion ask not what your pet can do for you but what you can do for your pet.
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About you:
You should be fun, able to enjoy a joke, and on the naughty side... I have a weakness for pretty eyes, sexy legs, and open toed shoes :P
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| Looking for: | Friendship and dating |
| Orientation: | Straight
| | Herds (lead): | Dan's Thumbs | | Herds: | ~♥♥THUMBS R FREE♥♥~, Stephanie's thumbs |
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"Sarabef"
91532 pts
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Daniel's tales
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I always felt those Farm Aid concerts were an awesome idea because I know first-hand how tough it is being a small farmer these days -- especially when the DEA keeps burning your crop before you can harvest.
Daniel Thomas "Jimmyscorncrackr" Playful
- 16 years, 4 months, 18 days ago
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Remember: Today is the first day of the rest of what you're optimistically calling a life.
Daniel Thomas "Jimmyscorncrackr" Playful
- 16 years, 4 months, 29 days ago
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Proof of the astounding ability of human beings to deceive ourselves is our refusal to think about what the chewed-up food in our mouth looks like right before we swallow it.
Daniel Thomas "Jimmyscorncrackr" Playful
- 16 years, 5 months, 4 days ago
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A friend and I were arguing about the definition of "irony." He just wasn't getting it, so I took out the dictionary and read him the meaning. Then I proceeded to beat him over the head with the dictionary. Ironic? No, but it sure was satisfying.
Daniel Thomas "Jimmyscorncrackr" Playful
- 16 years, 5 months, 6 days ago
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Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly....always....
Daniel Thomas "Jimmyscorncrackr" Playful
- 16 years, 5 months, 9 days ago
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