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"Matt!"



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'You're Sicilian, huh?' 'Yeah, Sicilian.' 'Hmmm... You know, I read a lot. Especiall thins about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don't know whether you know are not. Sicilians were spawned by ni**ers.' 'Ehhh... Come again?' 'It's a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. If you don't believe me, you could look it up. Hundreds of years ago, you see eh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are ni**ers. You see, way back then, Sicilians seemed like waps from Northern Italy. They all had blond hair, blue eyes. But eh, well, then the Moors moved in and eh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much f**king with Sicilian women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blond hair, blue eyes, became black hair, dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me, to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that eh, that Sicilians still carry that ni**er gene. This eh... No, I'm qouting history... It's written. It's a fact, it's written....' 'Ilove this guy, haha...' 'Your ancestors are ni**ers. Haha. Yeah. And your great, great, great, great grandmother f**ked a ni**er. Yeah. And she had a halve ni**er kid. Now if that's a fact, tell me... am I lyin'? 'Cause you are part eggplant.' 'Ooow. Heei, heei, heei, you are a cantalope..... Oooow. That was beautiful.'
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Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.
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Drexl: Floyd be saying he don't pussy. Big Don: Shit, any ni**a sayin' is lyin' his off. Drexl: I heard that. Floyd: Hold on a second. Big D, you say you eat pussy? Big Don: Ni**a, I eat everythang. I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every muthaf**kin' thang! Drexl: Preach on, Big D! Floyd: Look here. If I ever did eat some pussy - I would never eat any pussy - but, if I did eat some pussy, I sure as hell wouldn't tell no goddamn body. I'd be ashamed as a motherf**ker. Big Don: Shit! Ni**er you smoke enough sherm your dumb ass'll do a lot a crazy ass things. So you won't eat pussy? Motherfucker, you be up there suckin' ni**as' d**ks. Floyd: F**k you guys, man! You guys are f**ked up! Drexl: Man why you trippin'? We just f**kin' wit you. Man toss me the burner. Pretend this is that fine centerfold bitch and you're you. (Shoots Floyd and Big D)
Unknown "Matt!" Loyal - 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago
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See that? (punches man in the nose) Smarts, don't it? Gettin' slammed in the nose f**ks you all up. You got that pain shootin' through your brain. Your eyes fill up with water. It ain't any kind of fun. But what I have to offer you, that's as good as it's ever gonna get, and it won't ever get that good again.
Unknown "Matt!" Loyal - 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago
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Now the first time you kill somebody, that'd the hardest I don't give a f**k if you're Wyatt Earp or Jack the Ripper. Remember that guy in Texas? That guy up in that f**kin tower killed all them people? I'll bet you green money that first little black dot he drew a bead on, that one was the b!tch of the bunch. First one is tough, no f**kin' foolin'. The second one? The second one ain't no f**kin' Mardi Gras either, but it's better than the first one cos you still feel the same thing only now it's like . . more diluted you know? It's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Than the third one . . .the third one is easy, you level right off . . . it's no problem. Now? Shit now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expessions change.
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hey thanks!
p.s. i'm horrible at thumbing people.. :D
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hi! thumb me please, i will return the favor.... only have 30 to do, thanks guys!
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