- The Break -

So disappointed
Let down
You showed so much promise
And I wanted it to be perfect

But I asked too much
And you failed to deliver
You weren't worth it
And I'm let down

But I tried
Tried to help
Whatever you needed
To be better
But nothing could save you
And now I can't save me

You made me sick
To the pit of my stomach
I'm so disappointed in you
You were the worst breakfast I've ever had


Stupid scrambled eggs.
Unknown Purring - 15 years, 12 months, 2 days ago

I have trouble believing people actually read these...

In any case, I have a tale of wonderosity to regale you with.

I was recently on a site simillar to facebook and some guy tried to pick me up by using the line "Hey, I'm a virgin and I was wondering if you wanted to take my virginity." Now, that in itself made me laugh, as he'd definitely caught my attention. I decided to let my cruel side show when I noticed he had no photo posted. "Not really. You could be ugly", I said harshly. "No, I'm totally not ugly." He replied. "Proof or I don't believe you." "I have a web cam. Add me to MSN and you'll see." So, even though I knew this had the potential for immense creepiness, I added him. He sent a request to start viewing web cam with me. I accepted. He was NOT attractive.

At this point in the story, I would like to mention that I had a friend with me. My big hairy man-bear of a friend.

Now, the ugly virgin notices I have a web cam hooked up and requests to view my cam. An idea! I duck aside as I accept the request, and poor ugly virgin gets a cam full of hairy man-bear friend. He looked confused for a moment, then immediately proceeded to shut the conversation window and block me.

Ahhh, good times.
Unknown Purring - 16 years, 2 months, 21 days ago

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
Unknown Purring - 16 years, 3 months, 15 days ago

Apparently, I can finally get back from all the thumbing I do for you people by writing something here. Granted, it seems to be more popular thumb-wise than regular old wall posts. And quite frankly, I don't post on people's walls enough to generate enough points that way. We'll see if this works, and if it does, next time I'll tell you all a story.
Unknown Purring - 16 years, 3 months, 19 days ago