Fiddy and the Shim!!! (part one - The Campture!)
Once upon a time, Fiddy was out grazing upon the pastures on teh Cross Family lawn, the Cheeky Bangin Herd just off yonder, inside listening to some banging tunage! when suddenly a strange figure aproached from teh farm yard! Fiddy looked up at the figure, lurking away in the distance, but undettered he went back to grazing, like all good goths down this time of the year! BOOM! SWOOSH!! BANG!!! and before fiddy knew he was captured! Fiddys started to panic, thrashing around like an awoken Bear! in what he was quickly realising was an impregnable goth net!!!
"HELP HELP! Some freaks got me AAARRHHH BUURRRRR!!!!" fiddy squeeled like a pig being bothered, sexualy!
but it was to no aveil! the cheeky bangin herd were too far away to hear! plus probably would have just laffed at the goon thrashin about like such a nancy in what amounted to be nothing more then a matted web of blonde hair extensions and fake tan! A goths natral enamy!!!
the shady lurker was upon him, and with a flash of a UV light the fiddy was out cold, mesmerised that anything could produce more light then the blood of a thousand virgins! (equivalent of a small pocket light, still deadly to the untrained goth mind-you!!!)
upon waking the goth fiddy was shocked, and sick to his stomach, he looked around, not believing his eyes, pink and yellow everywhere, butterflys and rainbows, small cute bunnies and little bowed sheep, all gayfully unaware of the sick twisted fucker who'd just bin brought to their little lair!
"have i gone to heaven? this place looks like a barbies taken a shit!" fiddy scowled before nearly coughing up a lung at the smell of paroxide and purfume.
"whats a matter pretty young goth girl? dont u like the smell of my par-fum?" an extremely deep womans voice enquired!
fiddy looked to where the voice came from, his heart learnly stoped! (if it was ever actually working....science hasnt advanced to understand the heart of a goth). stode above him was nothing other then the 6 foot 4 figure (~plus 3extra inchs with the heels~) of the SHIM! dressed as little bopeep, bonet, lip stick and all half man half woman, and not much of either!!!
"what the fuck are you supposed to be you freak?" fiddy asked,
"oooh! the goth girl's gettin all fiesty! we can soon sort that little temper out, lets play tummy sticks!"
and with that, the Shim started to undress fiddy, who, supprisingly, didnt put up all that much of a fight!
"lay still little goth girl! we dont want to hurt this precious little peachy bumbum of urs!"
and with that fiddy and shim made sweat sweat man love (not rape,coz that involves some amount of uncooperation on the part of the "taker" non of which was seen on this day!)
28 days later!
"Where the fuck have u been? and why u walking like a crab?" pk asked fiddy as he came waddling into the bears kitchen
"yeah and whats that around your mouth? looks like mayo!" the bear asked,
"HAHAHA! ITS MAN MAYO!!!" lee shouted across the kitchen, to an uproar of laughing, all directed to the fiddy,who wiped the sickely love syrup off his chops and across the face of one unsuspecting clive...Knock Knock Knock!!!
"whos that?" the bear asked as the colossal figure of the shim walked in behind fiddy, giving his sore but other wise pettite arse a squeez,
"Everyone this is my new boy urm girl urm...partner friend The Shim! The Shim, this is the cheeky bangin herd!"
"Oh for fuck sake! another complete freak for Clive to invite into our Herd, we gotta boot his ass outta leadership!" pk said havin a swig from his 13th can of stella of the night (which when divided by two and turned into Fosters was his 7th)
"yeah bollox! lets start the cheeky buzzin bangin herd, with us all leaders!" lee said, dodging out of the way of the projectile vomit coming out of clives mouth due to the sticky white love mess covering his face!
"yeah, lets go bifta it up at the cheeky buzzin bangin chimes!" said potter, as the herd moved on
Unknown "PK" Scared
- 16 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
