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Kathryn
Kathryn owns this human at 69696 points.
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Dazed

Derek M
"My Critter"



Name:
Derek M, 47/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:9:46 AM
Join date:16 years, 2 months, 24 days ago
Location: Dundas, Ontario Canada

About me:
First: I AM INCREDIBLY HAPPY WITH MY OWNER - PLEASE DO NOT BUY ME!
I am a rare (unique even!) species prone to digesting human books over an herbivorous diet. I thrive on table scraps and long walks in a beautiful natural environment. I'm politically radical and, while no longer vegan, sympathetic to other lives and life forms on the planet. I love to cook - especially Thai, Indian, and Italian food. I'm an academic into social theory, though I'd rather be a pirate! Specifically, theory-wise I'm into poststructuralism, postcolonialism, postpositivist feminism. Love Deleuze, Fanon (despite his sexism), Bhabha, Foucault, Butler, Halberstam. Into good times with friends, role-playing, comic books, movies and good television shows. Here's to Six Feet Under!
About you:
Fun, funny, and intelligent are good criteria to live by - how about friendly as well?
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Unspecified
Herds (lead): Collective Poetry, Derek's Thumbs!
Herds: Nerds are Sexy, ~¬»♥Thumbing pets!®♥«¬~, MASTER / MISTRESS / slave / sub, Nyrees Herd, SPAM HeAVEN, ~♥♥THUMBS R FREE♥♥~, THUMBERS ANONYMOUS, SPAM is for PETS, ., $$THE$BANK$MACHINE$$, crazed and confused!!!!, Thumbers United!, I HERD YOU!, I wanna Write in an RPG!!!!, The Think Pack, Open Forum, Thumb my b*tch up! :), Human Pets Problem Page, the make irma a millionaire fund, Katanas herd
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Derek's tales
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Derek M
Repost in your tales with your answers......

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed any one of your HP friends? nope
Been arrested? nope
Kissed someone you didn't like? oops
Slept in until 5 PM? far too many times
Fallen asleep at work/school? just that drifting thing
Held a snake? yeah
Run a red light? when in montreal...
Been suspended from school? never, but expelled once
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? yep
Been fired from a job? laid off a few times
Sung karaoke? I try not too, though I am a shower singer extraordinaire
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? again... oops
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? only once when someone was watching!
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? uh huh
Kissed in the rain? is that romantic now?
Sung in the shower? isn't the shower-head a mic in disguise?
Sat on a rooftop? yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? evaded!
Broken a bone? nope
Shaved your head? ummm... this week?
Blacked out from drinking? nope
Played a prank on someone? who me? Never! ;) *smiles innocently*
Felt like killing someone? seriously no, but half-heartedly planned it a few times!
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? oops
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? damn - I haven't lived!
Been in a band? not really
Shot a gun? does a BB count?
Tripped on mushrooms? "I only did mushrooms twenty-two ti... I mean twice"
Donated Blood? the lines are too long...
Eaten alligator meat? no
Eaten cheesecake? I try not to
Still love someone you shouldn't? nada
Think about the future? of course
Believe in love? when not over-philosophising
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? yep
Derek M "My Critter" Dazed - 15 years, 7 months, 7 days ago
Derek M
*is procrastinating work*
Derek M "My Critter" Dazed - 15 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
Derek M
*has moved into a great new apartment in Toronto and loves it*
Derek M "My Critter" Dazed - 15 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
Derek M
Okay! I admit it - and have been called on it: I have only half-returned to HP! But isn't half better than not at all? If so, thumb me!
Derek M "My Critter" Dazed - 15 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
Derek M
I will be away for this entire weekend (the last one of February/start of March), but I promise to love you all upon my return!
Derek M "My Critter" Dazed - 16 years, 1 month, 3 days ago
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Bailey
Have to say Happy Birthday, even though you arent here anymore!! Happy Birthday , to the best first owner anyonje could have :D
a love song from Chef You have been given a love song from Chef.
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Bailey
You were here!!!!
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You have been given Waiting for your return.
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