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Unknown "¤GØÐFRÊ¥¤" eat? - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

do you like icecream lol? there are penty at ma shop ^.^
Unknown "¤GØÐFRÊ¥¤" eat? - 16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago

three girls in a bar are arguing about how big their pussy's are. the first girl says, 'my boyfreind can fit his whole fist in it.' and makes a fist to display. the second girl says, ' MY boyfriend can fiit both of his fists in it.' and makes two fists together to display. the third girl just keeps laughing and laughing as she slides down the barstool...
Unknown "¤GØÐFRÊ¥¤" eat? - 16 years, 9 months, 29 days ago

There is a kid who comes home from school and says to his mom, "what is shit?". His mom tells him its food that normal people eat. The next day the kid asks what a bitch is. His mom tells him it is a person. The day after that the kid asks what is fuck. His mom says its when you change your clothes. The day after that his mom tells him that there is a guest coming and that his mom and her are going to change their clothes. When the guest came the kid opened the door and said "Hi Bitch! There is shit on the table for u to eat. But u cant eat it till by parents are done fucking."

Unknown "¤GØÐFRÊ¥¤" eat? - 16 years, 10 months, 3 days ago

Three Words
A bead of sweat dripped down my neck, and was caught on my white shirt. I wiped my forehead, which was covered in sweat. I couldn’t take this. I looked at my hand. Not Good… I thought to myself. I looked to the scoreboard, hoping that it would be different this time. It wasn’t, after two minutes of sitting and thinking the score hadn’t changed.

Of course it hadn’t changed! I shouted at myself. Scores don’t just change without anything happening! And that was true, especially in this game. I looked left to right, the crowd was there, hush as a cold January night. “It’s your move, still.” My opponent said. He looked at me, like he was better.

I’ll never forget his face, never. It was dark. He happened to be sitting in the side of the room that wasn’t lighted. He held his pose with confidence, I bet now he knew beforehand he knew he would win. I couldn’t let him though. I was nervous, however, and wasn’t sure what move I should have made. I regret my move to this very day. I could have won if I wouldn’t have made it.

It was the national championships! National! The prize was 1,000,000 dollars and a trip to Japan to be in the World Finals! It was a chance every player of this game had dreamed of. I was so sure that I would win, so I asked the question.

I gulped, still a bit nervous. I closed my eyes, and all the memories of getting here came rushing back to me. Filled with new found confidence, I began to speak. My words were clear and concise; they would have cut the tension in the air if the tension had been butter. I muttered three words that I still carry with me to this day. Three words that ruined that match for me. Three words I was so confident in.

“Got any threes?”


The End

By : Death and rising...

Unknown "¤GØÐFRÊ¥¤" eat? - 16 years, 10 months, 3 days ago