....Happy Valentines Day....


Unknown "Mr. C" Calm - 16 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

...Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver...
~Jack Handy
Unknown "Mr. C" Calm - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago

...An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools....
~Ernest Hemingway
Unknown "Mr. C" Calm - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago

"I could give a million reasons
why we should not be friends
our moods change like the seasons
when my mood ends your mood begins and
you’re a tease, you’re a cockblocker,
you’re a loudmouth bitch, and a big talker,
but that’s okay
you’ll grow up someday"
Unknown "Mr. C" Calm - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago