SO WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?
1. Smarties, Crispy Crunch and Coffee Crisp
2. The size of our football fields and one less down
3. Baseball is Canadian
4. Lacrosse is Canadian
5. Hockey is Canadian
6. Basketball is Canadian
7. Apple pie is Canadian
8. Tim Horton's kicks Kripy Kreme's butt
9. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians puched the Americans back...past their "White House". Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...GO FIGURE...
10. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere, EVER.
11. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.
12. The only person who was arrested in our civil ear was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
13. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
14. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
15. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
16. We don't marry our kin-folk.
17. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios.
18. We all have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
19. A Canadian invented Superman.
20. We have coloured money.
21. Our beer advertisements kick ass!!
AND MOST IMPORTANT...
22. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on!!!!!!!
I AM CANADIAN AND PROUD OF IT!!!
LOL!!!
Ron "My 1st HP Owner" Frisky
- 16 years, 2 months, 28 days ago