SO WHAT DO CANADIANS HAVE TO BE PROUD OF?

1. Smarties, Crispy Crunch and Coffee Crisp

2. The size of our football fields and one less down

3. Baseball is Canadian

4. Lacrosse is Canadian

5. Hockey is Canadian

6. Basketball is Canadian

7. Apple pie is Canadian

8. Tim Horton's kicks Kripy Kreme's butt

9. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians puched the Americans back...past their "White House". Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon MaKenzie King who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...GO FIGURE...

10. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere, EVER.

11. Our civil war was fought in a bar and it lasted a little over an hour.

12. The only person who was arrested in our civil ear was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.

13. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.

14. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.

15. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.

16. We don't marry our kin-folk.

17. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios.

18. We all have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

19. A Canadian invented Superman.

20. We have coloured money.

21. Our beer advertisements kick ass!!

AND MOST IMPORTANT...

22. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on!!!!!!!

I AM CANADIAN AND PROUD OF IT!!!

LOL!!!

Ron "My 1st HP Owner" Frisky - 15 years, 8 months, 25 days ago

QUESTION OF MY SOUL.

Breathing, breathing, heart pounding near me can feel it within the jidders of my soul, the flucuations of my passsions for perfect love, is it there or only an illusion of my blinding hopes and expectations. Will it cure me, heal me, release me from my demons that posses me in my quest for what i seek?.

i want to yell. no words exsist only the internal screaming of the fires that feed my kindered being and the essence of my burning thoughts.
Ron "My 1st HP Owner" Frisky - 16 years, 28 days ago

BLINDED INDECISIONS

Far beneath way down deep locked with in the confines of my mind. What is it that i seek that has me so possesed.

Blinded by the white hot passion of my heart, i am lost inside the labrynth of the exsisting indecisions that i call life and the demons of my self doubt taunt me with the unrelentless haunting of my eternal soul.

Ron "My 1st HP Owner" Frisky - 16 years, 28 days ago

LOVES DISCRIPTION

Need it, feel it, can't go without it. Always ever searching for that instinctive primal understanding of burning lust. To experience the uncontrolable pounding of a lovers heart beat as if it were your own.

Panting, panting, flesh gleeming from her soft moist sweatened skin, pushed to the brink of insanity by the unrelenting desire of each others flaming passion. Needing each other to a degree of comprehension that only yourselves will ever understand, only to be tortured by the impossiblity of ever becoming truley physically combined, yet comforted by the fact that you are spiritually intune.

Pulses surge, emotions boil and hearts will race with fear only to be settled when your lover is so near.
Ron "My 1st HP Owner" Frisky - 16 years, 28 days ago

IMPRISIONED WITHIN MYSELF

Beating, pounding, burning deep inside myself exsists the caged and captive essence of a fired soul.

Fused within my liquid blood theres lives a burning passion so intense it heats my lonely untouched flesh.

Screaming, yelling, pleading way down deep locked within the confines of my heart, chained against the inner walls of a distant me there is a lover. Imprisioned in a cell of unwantedness patently awaiting the day when true love will grant parole.
Ron "My 1st HP Owner" Frisky - 16 years, 28 days ago