so i've got this pair of trousers that were wicked. they were jeans, but they were velvety soft, and i ripped them a little bit in the crotch while breakdancing on trafalgar square.

months later i had this gig at some crappy little theatre, and ripped the same jeans all the way down the inside leg playing football in the car park, i'm thinking "oh shit. i can't go on stage like that."

so i go round all over the place trying to find some safety pins, pin up my jeans, and go on stage, play one of the greatest shows of my life. i get off stage, and start taking the pins out of my jeans. stabbed my self in the nut. it wasn't pretty. i finished taking the pins out and literally rip my trousers off and spend the rest of the night walking about in my underwear getting applause from everyone i walk past.
Unknown "Silly Faces" - 16 years, 5 months, 17 days ago