joke of the day:
*happened in nutrition lecture when our lecturer was talking abt different fats in oils*
" there is cooking oil, vegetable oil, olive oil, palm oil. how and where do you get these from?"
i told my fren " you get palm oil from ur palm.. jux spread ur palm all over the pan to greese!"
*ltr on, our lecturer was saying examples of items which fats can be found in..*
" okay.. so there is oil, eggs, cheese, milk, butter ghee lard"
everyone is class started laughing.. because she said "butter gi lah" instead of ghee and lard. hahahaha.. HK lecturer.. must forgive he pronounciation. she's cute to try so hard.=)
poem of the day
"for thyself thus change,
to suit one elders' unchangeable eyes,
it's to cheat thyself.
To empty thyself from filled images of one's mind,
to an abyss.
To be in this cage of "homely matters",
thy only tumble forward;
Piercing thy stomach and squeeze thy chest,
thy loose and confuse self.
This twist and bends;
not on road of hills nor mountains,BUT!
O thee Dusk of Davinci's Moonlight Scream.
Wobbled, bewildered, frantic and begone,
a child thee become.
In party's anger, discomfort, mind and soul both weak,
thee only hate and be judging.
if Thee art to adult shall be,
thy elder not see.
for thee only to ask "O where art thou thy child? Thou not thy womb so raised.no laughter, no cheer, no songs so played on those black and white wooden tunes."
Should thy wait no longer?
for the warmth of breasts of thy Mary to return and see thus?
for this, thee with no control any longer."
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