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Mechanical Angel
*added 2 new pictures* Goblin (the puppy) looks so pissed off... lol. Goblin was dragging Kuja the ferret around by his tail and he did not like it one bit, turned around and latched onto her nose. Moral of the story- No matter how much bigger you are, don't mess with a ferret. ((Especially one thats 8 years old and senile)) ^^
Mechanical Angel "my Wench" Adored - 15 years, 9 days ago
Mechanical Angel
New pictures yay! Just.. scroll down the pictures already up on human pets.
Mechanical Angel "my Wench" Adored - 15 years, 4 months, 22 days ago
Mechanical Angel
Repost in your tales with your answers. Here are my answers...without any explanations, of course ;-)

Yes or No

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your tales, delete my answers and type in your answers. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your HP friends? More then one
Been arrested? No
Kissed someone you didn't like? No
Slept in until 5 PM? Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes
Held a snake? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been suspended from school? Yes
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? Yes
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a rooftop? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
Broken a bone? No
Shaved your head? No
Blacked out from drinking? No
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Tripped on mushrooms? No
Donated Blood? No
Eaten alligator meat? No
Eaten cheesecake? Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? No
Think about the future? Yes
Believe in love? Yes
Mechanical Angel "my Wench" Adored - 15 years, 10 months, 12 days ago
Mechanical Angel
Malkavian Stereotypes

Assamite- Their blood brings madness when it stains our lips. Avoid them, lest you be tainted with their derangement.

Brujah- They're completely batshit, but at least they don't immediately hate you based on who you are.

Gangrel- Either they know the greatest secrets, or they've played us all for fools. Whichever, I keep my distance.

Giovanni- The insight they offer is rarely worth the excruciating company they provide; I wonder if the “madness” is a simple sham to reduce their foes’ defences.

Lasombra- Madness sometimes offers insight, but usually simply obstructs those who would glean its benefit.

Nosferatu- There's a nasty smell on the wind, and it's not us. Watch 'em, observe what they do. When you can't see 'em anymore, run or hide.

Ravnos- They see too damn much and don't buy into anybody's delusions but their own. Don't like them, not one bit.

Followers of Set- Dangerous. They are the keepers of truths perhaps even older than we. Fortunate that the other clans are foolish enough to dismiss the mad ones’ prophesying as delusion and rambling; were they wise enough to listen, Set’s time might well have come before we were ready.

Toreador- The fractured kaleidoscope of their thoughts is enchanting at first glimpse. Gaze at it too long, though, and one grows prone to terrible headaches.

Tremere- Their prattle of “insights” unknown to us grows tiresome very quickly. But however poor dinner guests they may be, they are seers of exceptional clarity. There’s a trick to such perceptual shortcuts, and we can yet discover it.

Tzimisce- The aphorism that genius and madness lie close at hand was assuredly coined by a Lunatic wretch who wished to concoct an excuse for his infirmity.

Ventrue- The price they pay for their supposed enlightenment far exceeds its benefice. Still, learn from them what you may.
Mechanical Angel "my Wench" Adored - 15 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
Mechanical Angel
It has become tradition to go out to steak and shake the night before Adam Sinopole goes back to wherever it is the Marines are sending him. This time it was Japan.

*Everyone sitting at table, I'm sitting next to Adam, Tim is across from us*

April- *looks over the glass edge* Our waitress is over there talking on her cell phone and smoking... x x

Adam and Tim* *both need more Tea*

*Joking around about this fact for about a half hour.. since thats about how long shes on the phone before we get really annoyed*

Tim- *starts making a paper airplane with the paper placeholders*
Me- *laughs* What are you going to do with that?
Tim- Nothing *grins and throws it towards the other side of steak and shake, it hits a window*
Adam- Go get it! I want to write a message. And send it to the waitress.
April- *laughing and goes and gets it*
Adam- I need a pen. I need to write I need more tea!
April- I can get you a crayon?
Adam- Go get one!
April- *Goes and gets a blue crayon* But you have to do it lolcats style. "I can has tea?"
Tim* *laughing* But don't spell out the word, just write the letter "T".
*Adam does this, then draws a sad face*
*Everyone laughing*
Adam- *Leans up against side of booth and positions to throw the airplane over his shoulder at the waitress*
Me- No, you're going to hit the glass if you throw it that way
Adam* *Repositions*
Me* Maybe...?
Adam- *Throws it, it hits a lamp and drops down*
*all of us cracking up laughing*
Adam- Go get it!
April- You go get it!
Adam* Fine! *Goes to get it, walks around side*
April- Throw it from there *laughing so hard she can barely breathe*
Adam* Comes back, laughing, standing up repositions and throw it at the waitress, then dives back into booth laughing, all three of us trying hard to be as close as we can up against the booth wall and not to be seen*
*Airplane hits *other* waitress. Very angry waitress*
*All of us dying and shes cussing*
Adam- Theres a message on it!
Our Waitress- "I can has T" What does that even mean?
April- Ice tea!
Waitress- You could have just said something
*we're all still laughing*
Waitress- *continues to smoke and talk on the phone for another ten minutes*
April- You know, I was thinking right as you threw the plane the second time, that this was probably a bad idea.
*More laughing*

Then the lady eventually came, with to go cups. Obviously she wanted us to leave ^^ However, now theres a twist! She started talking with Adam and I, and by now its about 3 in the morning. She wound up giving adam ten american dollars for some of his japanese yen, as well as asking us all these general questions about marines, where I worked, and seemed to like us.
Mechanical Angel "my Wench" Adored - 15 years, 11 months, 5 days ago
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Tom Pringle
WTF??????
Tom Pringle Uncertain - 14 years, 10 months ago
Dave Lupine
Aww,well you should try & get on here a little more often-I've missed you! :) Ooohh-so what's the important call?-whatever it was,I hope it was good news!! Ahh,I love Mastiffs-such lovely dogs-but that sounds like a VERY generous present! Still,if sometime in the future you get a puppy out of it-it'll be worth it! Any ideas what you'll call it when you get one? Btw-how are your ferrets doing?
Haha!-well yep you'll need a few tattoos to try & catch up with me! lol It's taken a LONG time (& a LOT of pain!!) to look this good! hahaha ;) Thank you for the lovely compliment about my chest ones-boy did they hurt!! Well it's a shame we don't live closer 'cos I'd be happy to give you one (a tattoo I mean! lol)
I've not been up to much really-got the metal festival this saturday-Slipknot,Marilyn Manson,Hatebreed,Devildriver,Down,The Prodigy & Dragonforce are some of the bands playing-it should be fun :) Otherwise I've just been busy tattooing part-time & doing my psychology studies-I'll be glad when the course is over though,all this studying makes my brain hurt! :)
Anyways,you take care my awesome friend-& try & get on here a bit more often!
DAMN MAILMAN !! You have been given DAMN MAILMAN !!.
Crafted by xxxMiSs AlPhA FeMaLexxx
Dave Lupine "Wolfie" Playful - 14 years, 10 months, 25 days ago
Dave Lupine
Greetings my gorgeous friend!! So how's you-what have you been up to? Any cool plans for the weekend?
POUNCED ON You have been given POUNCED ON.
Crafted by Unknown
Dave Lupine "Wolfie" Playful - 14 years, 10 months, 29 days ago
Dave Lupine
Haha-well I'll leave it up to you then,you can be as rough as you like-just don't break me! lol
night of pleasure You have been given night of pleasure.
Crafted by Unknown
Dave Lupine "Wolfie" Playful - 14 years, 11 months, 7 days ago
Dave Lupine
Yayy!! You'll have to promise to go easy on me though-I'm very delicate! lol
~be gentle with me~ You have been given ~be gentle with me~.
Crafted by Angie
Dave Lupine "Wolfie" Playful - 14 years, 11 months, 8 days ago
Dave Lupine

can you come play You have been given can you come play.
Crafted by 1234
Dave Lupine "Wolfie" Playful - 14 years, 11 months, 9 days ago
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