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obnoixouknsight owns this human at 60 points.
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gordy
gordy
"Missing You"



Name:
gordy , 50/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:2:13 PM
Join date:16 years, 11 months, 17 days ago
Location: Holden, MA United States

"please don't buy me. i already have a great owner. thanks"
About me:

About you:
It is the Broodwich. The most evil sandwich ever created. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
I ate a bite of the broodwich and I went into an alternate dimension. A voice told me i'd know where it was in time, but the real question is will I care? Probably not.
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Followers of Joss Whedon, Gizem's herd:), Scrabulous, ~♥♥THUMBS R FREE♥♥~, Jen's Thumbing Herd!, SCI FI / FANTASY Pets, My Very Own Herd, A.J. **Wuvs** her pets, ❤Kitteh Thumberz❤, Thumbs for Mari, Miss R's thumbing dungeon, R's three words, The Vampy KittyBird's Fund, WE LOVE BIG BOOBS, THE GREAT HUNT, I could be a Pansexual!, My Pic Herd
gordy's tales
gordy
im so done with working... i am now interviewing potential sugarmama's. anyone interested?
gordy "Missing You" Purring - 16 years, 7 months, 23 days ago
gordy
ok so i need to make $30 - $50 k over the next year. legally of course. if you hear of someone needing to buy a kidney or something let me know. thx
gordy "Missing You" Purring - 16 years, 8 months, 4 days ago
gordy
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gordy "Missing You" Purring - 16 years, 8 months, 7 days ago
gordy
off to new york city for the weekend!!!

gordy "Missing You" Purring - 16 years, 8 months, 7 days ago
gordy
48 hrs with no internet!!! i've been going crazy. hopefully i will be able to fix the problem today.
gordy "Missing You" Purring - 16 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
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Jennifer Laslie
Aww you haven't been on in a while *frowns*. I miss talking to you!
Jennifer Laslie "Author" Intrigued - 15 years, 10 months, 9 days ago
Jennifer Laslie
Thanks for the birthday wishes!! *smiles*
Jennifer Laslie "Author" Intrigued - 15 years, 11 months, 5 days ago
Unknown
holybibble! :) Remembered
Unknown "analicious" Hopeless - 15 years, 11 months, 6 days ago
Unknown
Ugh... I can't find that webcomic -- the bible one... remember ??
Unknown "analicious" Hopeless - 15 years, 11 months, 6 days ago
Jennifer Laslie

You have been given Merry Christmas!!.
Crafted by Jennifer Laslie
Jennifer Laslie "Author" Intrigued - 15 years, 11 months, 10 days ago
Diana Moon Huntress

You have been given A Xmas gift...Do not open yet!.
Crafted by Just Passing Through
Diana Moon Huntress "Full-Moon" slippery when WET - 15 years, 11 months, 12 days ago
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gordy's

its a work in progress...

stocked fridge
1 use

300 pts
stocked fridge
Bought by 3 people

Most recent customers:
computer problems :(
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