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"Sunshine :)"



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Unknown, 33/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:5:45 PM
Join date:10 years, 6 months, 10 days ago
Location: Cincinnati, OH United States

"Real Eyes::Realize::Real Lies"
About me:
I'm just your average everyday sane psycho. Supergoddess. By the time I'm thin fat will be in. I'm so cool I shit ice cubes. Window licker. Thursdays rock my socks. I'm like a genius, but not as smart. I was spoiled as a child, please keep the tradition going. I set goals. I had to go on 2 diets because 1 wasn't giving me enough food. I have 9 piercings and 1 tattoo. I'm potty trained. The meaning of life is to give life meaning. I want to live like Jack and Sally. If I was stranded on an island I'd bring chapstick, starbucks, and someone to cuddle with. I don't go chasing waterfalls. I'm a hard worker and the typical procrastinator. I like to meet in the middle. I like seafood. My only domestic quality is that I live in a house. I'm not fat, I'm soft and calorically enhanced. Mean people suck, nice people swallow, stupid people choke. You say tomato, I say ketchup. Feelings are never wrong, it's how you handle them that counts. I hate waiting. I despise ignorance, drugs, and people who eat their own belly button lint. I'm a therapeutic behavior specialist. I like conversation and making out. You never know. Talking dirty turns me on. I'm unique, just like everyone else. Smile more. I'm hetero-flexible. I may be inconsistent, but not all the time. Hate in your heart will consume you. Anticipation makes it worthwile. I want only what I already have. Fear no man. Don't make someone a priority when they only make you an option. I love with all I have. Be all that you can be. Chillaxin' is the key to life. I don't care what you think of me, it couldn't be half as bad as what I think of you. People don't change things, things change people. I never regret anything that once made me smile. I'm not ugly; I'm facially challenged. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. My tastes are simple, I only like the best. Professional air guitarist; I do autographs.
About you:
Do what you want, when you want, with who you want, but do it with respect.
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
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The weather here is nasty. There's at least a foot of snow outside my window right now... and more coming down. Thankfully we were able to get away for a bit by going to Mexico this past weekend. It was absolutely gorgeous! And 85 degrees compared to the 10 below at home!
Unknown "Sunshine :)" Inspired - 9 years, 4 months, 28 days ago
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There was a rough spot where pre-marrital divorce was contemplated by the both of us, but things are great now.
Unknown "Sunshine :)" Inspired - 9 years, 4 months, 28 days ago
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The wedding stuff is all coming along ok. I even got him to attend a bridal show with me! Of course he was lured by the promise of free food and booze, but hey he went! AND there was free food and booze there as promised. He was content looking at the honeymoon books while trying out his creativity with the chocolate fountain (oreo dipped in choc. and covered in sprinkles?!) and slurpin down some cold ones.
Unknown "Sunshine :)" Inspired - 9 years, 4 months, 28 days ago
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ahhh... back to HP... it's been an interesting adventure these past like 5 months lol.
Unknown "Sunshine :)" Inspired - 9 years, 4 months, 28 days ago
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groom.. check. dress.. check. church.. check. photographer.. check. reception hall........ I hope we finally agree on one today!
Unknown "Sunshine :)" Inspired - 9 years, 9 months, 1 day ago
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Still need your address so I can send you your winning postcard from my auction...
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Thank You !!!!!!!!
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Thanks for the bid !! xoxoxoxoxxo
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Im the quiet one You have been given Im the quiet one.
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a Panda Dog! You have been given a Panda Dog!.
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thanks You have been given thanks .
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