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I'm just your average everyday sane psycho. Supergoddess. By the time I'm thin fat will be in. I'm so cool I shit ice cubes. Window licker. Thursdays rock my socks. I'm like a genius, but not as smart. I was spoiled as a child, please keep the tradition going. I set goals. I had to go on 2 diets because 1 wasn't giving me enough food. I have 9 piercings and 1 tattoo. I'm potty trained. The meaning of life is to give life meaning. I want to live like Jack and Sally. If I was stranded on an island I'd bring chapstick, starbucks, and someone to cuddle with. I don't go chasing waterfalls. I'm a hard worker and the typical procrastinator. I like to meet in the middle. I like seafood. My only domestic quality is that I live in a house. I'm not fat, I'm soft and calorically enhanced. Mean people suck, nice people swallow, stupid people choke. You say tomato, I say ketchup. Feelings are never wrong, it's how you handle them that counts. I hate waiting. I despise ignorance, drugs, and people who eat their own belly button lint. I'm a therapeutic behavior specialist. I like conversation and making out. You never know. Talking dirty turns me on. I'm unique, just like everyone else. Smile more. I'm hetero-flexible. I may be inconsistent, but not all the time. Hate in your heart will consume you. Anticipation makes it worthwile. I want only what I already have. Fear no man. Don't make someone a priority when they only make you an option. I love with all I have. Be all that you can be. Chillaxin' is the key to life. I don't care what you think of me, it couldn't be half as bad as what I think of you. People don't change things, things change people. I never regret anything that once made me smile. I'm not ugly; I'm facially challenged. Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. My tastes are simple, I only like the best. Professional air guitarist; I do autographs.

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Do what you want, when you want, with who you want, but do it with respect.