And....I am sporting a lovely black eye. I am not fat. Don't call me fat because I will punch you and you will go down.....and somewhere in that I will end up with a black eye!Moral of the story...don't mess with me because I will drop kick you into a lake.
Unknown "For Sale" Carefree - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

Ooooook. So I drink. I went to the coast. And one night, I decided to drink a LOT more than I should have consumed and ended up more drunk that I think I've ever been. When I get drunk, I get stupid. Stupid means I think up "great" ideas and then after not being able to convince anybody else to do them, I do them. Apparantly nobody else was that drunk. So I got this BRIGHT idea to jump from the roof of the beach house INTO THE OCEAN..........now the house is on the beach..but I'm sure its a good quarter mile from the house to the actual ocean. I'm sure by now you already know that something bad happened....I jumped. Over the porch. And landed. With the railing on the porch between my legs...that's right, I racked myself. HARD. That's a hurt nobody should ever have to experience. I broke my lady downstairs parts. Ouch. I hope you are cringing right now because you have no idea how much that hurt!!!
Unknown "For Sale" Carefree - 16 years, 10 months, 22 days ago

I went on an adventure...a journey far from home. I ended up in Hickville, Idaho where I met a family of cats and their pet rabbit...we had a lot of fun together but my visit ended abruptly when it snowed. As you know, flamingos shrink when they get cold (much like male genitilia) and so I had to journey back south for the winter!
Unknown "For Sale" Carefree - 16 years, 11 months, 11 days ago