I like to run around in the grass, it tickles my balls

If that worried you by that comment then you shouldn't be ,

I lick them daily, followed by licking my masters face (Best Mate).

But that's solely to get the nasty taste of my balls out of my mouth

So if your looking at this profile I must ask "Are you the BITCH for me?"

I do have a BIG BONE I wouldn't mind
BURYING in your HOLE.
You can come around my KENNEL where you can be my "PAL" or maybe you prefer the term "CHUM" either one sounds as good to me

BUT DON'T GET 2 RELAXED OR I MITE JUST HUMP YOUR LEG
I do enjoy a good PETTING and SWIMMING so if you fancy a
DOGGIE PADDLE let me know

All that I ask is that you behave,
(in a low tone voice) "because I don't wanna be in the DOG HOUSE". Ill FETCH aSTICK for you to use how you see fit,
We GROWL at each other or do itDOGGIE STYLE if you prefer,


Oh well thanks for reading....
After all it is a DOG EAT DOG WORLD out there
but you can call it a Dogs Life