Manufacturers of consumer products have to be liberal with the warning labels these days, lest they get sued. But for these, it's hard to know whether the company is being outright stupid or if they're simply targeting the most brain dead dumb among us:

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.

"Safe for use around pets." -- On a box of Arm & Hammer Cat Litter.


Unknown "My One and Only" Playful - 16 years, 8 months, 5 days ago

A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter asks the lady working at the store if Barbie comes with Ken.

She replies, "Oh no, Barbie only cums with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken."
Unknown "My One and Only" Playful - 16 years, 8 months, 5 days ago

Unknown "My One and Only" Playful - 16 years, 8 months, 5 days ago

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