You have been given Pray for you ♥. Crafted by Anne Wu

so please leve me alone

and also because i am not gay

because i wanna be a girls pet

ok who is dis i dont want u as an owner

A young man had just came home with his date, when things got a little bit
passionate he asked her for sex.
She replied "no, I’m saving myself for when i get married."
"Fine." he said, "How about a blow-job?"
She said "No I’m not putting my mouth on that filthy thing!"
"How about a hand-job?" he asked.
"What’s that?" she asked
"Remember when you were you were a kid and you shook soda pop bottles
and sprayed them at your brother? It’s sorta like that." he explained
Then she began shaking his penis furiously when he threw his head back in
pain, with snot blowing out of his nose and wax blowing out of his ears.
"What’s the matter?" she asked.
"Take your thumb off the end!"