the etheral being grew a head and a mouth. then It proceeded to Mart 130 for corn fritters for breakfast on a rainy glommy monday morning that turned into a bright semi-warm sunny day..
the power of good slow food is so underappreciated sometimes!
Unknown "hime" Lazy - 16 years, 2 months, 5 days ago

the squirrel's crown made many other amoeba green with envy.
'We want heads too!!', they demanded. for days they waited for some organism to come to feast upon them. but it seems that no one was interested in this pond anymore. (recall that squirrel cause the end of the ice age, so barren lands are now flooded with water)
Pissed off and impatient, the amoeba start gobbling up one another. bigger and bigger they grew, wider and wider they grew, taller and taller they grew. finally there was only one! one huge sphere. semi-translucent, almost ethereal looking...
Unknown "hime" Lazy - 16 years, 6 months, 19 days ago

once upon a time, in a faraway land lived a amoeba.
sick and tired of life in general, and obviously the lack of a pretty head, it thought of all ways possible to grow one.
one day, a not-so-innocent squirrel came along the pond where amoeba was in and slurped up water together with amoeba. (Note: this is the squirel which cause the end of the last ice age) recognising this gorgeous, almost godsend, opportunity, amoeba starting replicating, and infiltrated every single cell in the dumbass squirrel's body and eventually the squirrel was taken over.
amoeba now has a head, a very pretty head
and she can now wear the sparkly pretty purple (did i mention sparkly? ) crown that she deserves.
ALL HAIL THE PRINCESS!!
Unknown "hime" Lazy - 16 years, 6 months, 19 days ago

amoeba is so not relaxing with all the relaxin.
bloody hell.
moi is losing collagen even tho strictly speaking i shld have none!
Unknown "hime" Lazy - 16 years, 7 months, 16 days ago

Great KABOOM!!
Earth is formed.
Rivers and lakes came to be.
Soon life came about.
A single cell starts zipping around in the water looking for food.
Yummy algae.
*slurps*
Unknown "hime" Lazy - 16 years, 7 months, 17 days ago