"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
About me:
Even though I am technically single, my heart belongs to someone, so I'm not looking for anyone. I want to be a professional photographer one day. I love coffee. I am 21. I have a two year old. I hate these About Me things.Tool and Eric Clapton are awesome. Writing random sentences about yourself makes you a dork. I'm the coolest dork you will ever meet. Skittles make my day brighter. Koalas suck. I'm glad the Giants won. CSI rocks my world. Feet are disgusting. I laugh about a million times a day. Love is real, just hard to find. I'm only a bitch when I have to be. I'm a loyal thumber. Johnny Depp is a beautiful individual, both outside AND insidel. Coke is better than Pepsi. Alcohol is never cool when you are driving the kids to school. Tongue Rings are uber hot. Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be Bay-gulls. Corny jokes are cute. Brett Farve is a great quarterback. Being totally random is hard if you try to be.
