Hello all! Just thought i'd put a note down in case anyone reads it... lol. Im in me new house atm and havent got the internet yet. Sooooo i'll be on somewhat sporadically when i can get to the library! haha : )
Bondi "My CandYmAn!" Playful - 15 years, 7 months, 17 days ago

IF YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AND WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR TALE or comment... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE ......
Bondi "My CandYmAn!" Playful - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago

' I have come to the conclusion that wildebeast don't know they are wildebeast, as there are no mirrors in the serengeti. If you ask a wildebeast, 'are you a wildebeast?' they'll say 'am i fuck! I'm one of them stripey things over there! If a lion tries to eat me i'll just fuckin fly away!'
- Billy Connolly
Bondi "My CandYmAn!" Playful - 16 years, 2 months, 24 days ago

'Did you hear that? Blessed are the greek'.
'The greek?'
'Yeah apparently they're going to inherit the earth'
'Oh it's the meek! Blessed are the meek! Oh that's nice isn't it i'm glad they're getting something cos they've had a hell of a time.'
- Monty Python's Life of Brian

Bondi "My CandYmAn!" Playful - 16 years, 2 months, 24 days ago

A man sat alone, drenched deep in sadness. All the animals drew near to him and said "We do not like to see you sad. Ask us for whatever you wish and you shall have it."
The man said "I want to have good sight."
The vulture replied "You can have mine."
The man said "I want to be strong."
The jaguar said "You will be strong like me."
Then the man said " I long to know the secrets of the earth."
The serpent replied "I will show them to you."
And so it went with all the animals. And when the man had all the gifts they could give, he left.
The owl said to the other animals "Now the man knows much and can do many things. Suddenly I am afraid."
The deer said "Now the man has all he needs. Now his sadness will stop."
The owl replied "No. I saw a hole in the man. Deep like a hunger he will never fill. It is what makes him sad and what makes him want. He will go on taking and taking until one day the World will say "I am no more and I have nothing left to give."
- Apocalypto
Bondi "My CandYmAn!" Playful - 16 years, 2 months, 24 days ago