Sorry to all my pets and friends on here I have not been active much on HP, I am competing to be the new frontman in Canada's biggest unsigned band Finding Core and it is very time consuming.
Unknown "My cool buddy" Feisty - 16 years, 8 months, 23 days ago

Please join my new Facebook Cause, Stop Commercial Lobster Tanks.

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Thank You!!!!!!!!!! : )
Unknown "My cool buddy" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 1 day ago

Please join my NHL hockey herd!

http://humanpets.com/herdProfile.php?hid=20988
Unknown "My cool buddy" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 12 days ago

A New Brunswicker, a Quebecer, and a Newfie were walking down the road together and they bumped into a lantern with a genie inside. Out pops the genie and he says, "I will grant you one wish each. Who wants to go first?"

The New Brunswicker says, "Me, I want to go first."

So the genie replies, "Ok, what is your wish?"

The New Brunswicker said, "My wish is to have a 2-lane highway
across New Brunswick, smooth as a baby's arse!" The genie said, "Poof! There you go. A highway as smooth as a baby's arse!"

The Quebecer pipes up and says, "Well I am going next! Genie, I
want a 20-foot wall around the border of Quebec to keep all the damn Englishmen out!"

Genie, "Poof! There's your 20-foot wall. Now Newfie, it is your turn. What do you want?" The Newfie looks at the genie and asks, "Genie, is that wall you just put around Quebec waterproof?"

Genie, "Yep!"

Newfie, "Filler up!"
Unknown "My cool buddy" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago

On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion into a gas station in a remote outport. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundlander manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"How's she cuttin' bye" says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick "Hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

"What are dose?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger.

"Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the attendant.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

"Lard tunderin Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of
everyting!"

Unknown "My cool buddy" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago