One of the best Corvettes ever made
Unknown "Sweetheart" Ecstatic - 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago

You're damned if you do and damned if you don't so might as well do what makes you happy
Unknown "Sweetheart" Ecstatic - 16 years, 10 months, 23 days ago

Daxos: We expected Sparta's contribution to at least match our own.
King Leonidas: Doesn't it?
[points to Arcadian soldier behind Daxos]
King Leonidas: You there, Arcadian! What is your profession?
Free Greek-Potter: I am a potter, sir.
King Leonidas: [points to another soldier] And you, what is your profession?
Free Greek-Sculptor: Sculptor, sir.
King Leonidas: Sculptor.
[turns to a third soldier]
King Leonidas: And you?
Free Greek-Blacksmith: Blacksmith.
King Leonidas: [behind him] SPARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?
Spartans: HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!
King Leonidas: [turning to Daxos] You see, old friend? I brought more soldiers than you did.
Unknown "Sweetheart" Ecstatic - 16 years, 11 months, 2 days ago

Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
Unknown "Sweetheart" Ecstatic - 16 years, 11 months, 6 days ago

President Truman: Take this to Area 51.
Soldier: But sir, that's where we're building the fake moon landing set.
President Truman: Then we'll have to REALLY land on the Moon! Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies!
Unknown "Sweetheart" Ecstatic - 16 years, 11 months, 6 days ago