Wilfred, FACT "Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking."
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- 16 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
Wilfred, your fortune cookie reads "The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days."
