repost, cuz I like this on the first page. plus I added one.
If I pet you, the reason is probably listed below:
1. you're sexy/attractive.
2. you pet me first.
3. your "about me" made me laugh.
4. your "about me" was intellectually stimulating.
5. I bought you.
6. I used to own you.
7. I want to own you.
8. I was actually trying to pick your pocket.
9. to get your attention, so stop ignoring me damn it!
Unknown "For Sale!!!!" Seductive
- 16 years, 7 months, 19 days ago