if you want, i can give you a tutorial. first thing you do is choose a new profile picture

you should get into this human pets thing. it's a good way to flirt with young women from around the world.

You are being very bad. No biting!

You have been muzzled.

Man, last time I take a stray pet in. You had a serious case of ringworm.

You were taken on a trip! You have been taken to the vet.

if you leave comments for yourself i can click the thumbs and this will earn you points

I own you bitch. Bark like dog and lick my feet.