Yeah so today some sleezeball that I know from way back when asked me to send him naked pictures and have some freaky three way sex with him and his cracked out girlfriend. I think I am gonna be sick. What kinda moron would do that?? They are two of the most disgusting people ever. If your gonna make offers like that could you at least make it worth my while??
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 6 months, 8 days ago

So yesterday I ate these awful crackers, dear God they were terrible, and now I think I need to see the Vet. I may never be the same again!!
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 6 months, 9 days ago

I will tell you a tale. Poor little me needs to be petted because there is an awful fax machine that keeps calling poor little me on the telephone and poor little me is gonna breathe fire all over the damn thing and make it GO AWAY!!!
Unknown Cheeky - 16 years, 6 months, 10 days ago