i gave myself to Sarah as a present. i bought myself away from this wierd guy (who is suspect is arabic), who had a crazy photo of a cartoon all bloodied up and SEVERAL girls as pets. i no longer wished to be part of his sick harem, so i found a way to buy myself back, but then he purchased me AGAIN. so i bought myself back and then attached myself to my twin. if anyone tries anything now, i WILL KEEL THEM.

the guy who wanted to buy you was creepy mccreeperton. seriously.

okay, someone just sent me a comment ASKING if they could buy you from me. of course i said no, because i'd just claim you right back. some wierd chucklehead bought me, but i ESCAPED. buy me or something so no crazy people own me. lol. :D

who the hell keeps buying you?

i'll keep buying you back from these crazy people, my dear wife. <3 <3

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You have been thrown in a paper bag.