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Unknown, 50/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:9:39 PM
Join date:16 years, 22 days ago
Location: London, Vauxhall United Kingdom

"Mega slut in training"
About me:
Like a 16th century explorer or an 19th century botanist, I hunt through the facebook jungle for new and beautiful species, and bring them home for public admiration.
I am very happy to share the results of my labours, but preferably by mutual exchange and negotiation, rather than theft and pillage.
But if rape and pillage iw what you prefer, I´ll get some weapons ( condoms,lube, handcuffs etc), and let battle commence!!
(PS, I´m also up for a good time)
About you:
I´d like to meet MEN, HUNKS, BOYZ, SCALLY LADZ, strangers in the dark etc...
All in all, fairly conventional then.
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Gay
Herds (lead): Thumb Wayward Boyz
Herds: Hot Sydney Boys, Gay Herd!, Sexy Gay Boys, Express 18+: gay edition, LaTiN BoYS Club, Gay X-rated Camping (18+), Thumb HARD, just the way I like!

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Unknown's tales
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I have been away from HP for a mission of fundraising and exploration in the nether regions of the jungle, but have now returned, loaded with new and interesting varieties of beauty which I shall be sharing with you all over the coming weeks. Of corse, I should have been on the beach, enjoying the sunshine, but even when on holiday, the need to discover all the hot men on Facebook still grabs me from time to time.

SO WATCH THIS SPACE FOR NEW ARRIVALS AT
THE LANGLEY LANE HOME FOR WAYWARD BOYZ

Unknown Festive - 15 years, 12 months, 1 day ago
Unknown
SHOCK SHOCK SHOCK

Langley Lane Home for Wayward Boyz in dramatic takeover bid!!

Four gay men bought by a young lady!!
What can she want with us?? What does it all mean??

(not a clue between the four of us as to what ladies actually do,
except wear dresses, and stillettoes, and hats and gloves
- not like gay boys at all, at least not much of the time)

Watch this space as the mystery unfolds...............
Unknown Festive - 15 years, 12 months, 4 days ago
Unknown
YIPPEEEEE!!! Human Pets is back. I was devastated when it vanished, just as I thought I was getting the hang of it. But now it is back, and let the petting and thumbing frenzy begin again. Mind you, imagine, pornographic material in the shops - who would have thought it! I am totally shocked, missus! OOOOOOOOHHHHHH Yes!!!!!!!

PS has anyone in Facebook ever stopped to study the significant quantity of strsnge flesh-coloured cucumbers appearing in some profiles?? Or is that just my imagination??
Unknown Festive - 16 years ago
Unknown
WHO NEEDS A GOOD THUMBING?
WHO NEEDS A GOOD THUMBING?
WHO NEEDS A GOOD THUMBING?
ANYTHING OUT THERE THAT I CAN THUMB IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR THUMBS ON ME???
anything out there that i can thumb in exchange for your thumbs here???

answers on a postcard please
Unknown Festive - 16 years, 2 days ago
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Fingers excite, and fists hurt, so

THUMBS ONLY

but quickly, please, i need it now!
Unknown Festive - 16 years, 2 days ago
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Unknown

You have been given you should be caged.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "rockin" Lazy - 15 years, 9 months, 13 days ago
Unknown

You have been given suck a lifesaver.
Crafted by Unknown
Unknown "rockin" Lazy - 15 years, 9 months, 13 days ago
Unknown
thumbed your tales
Unknown "MUMMY ( NFS )" Sparkling - 15 years, 9 months, 29 days ago
Foxy King David
Hey Jeremy ...where you been hiding?
Foxy King David "R.I.P. :-(" Bold - 15 years, 11 months, 4 days ago
Unknown
i must say that you made a juicy colection here

kisses mate!!!
Unknown "dth24gr" - 15 years, 11 months, 13 days ago
Foxy King David
Thanks for the Birthday wishes and the present Jeremy!
You have been given group hugs.
Crafted by Robbie
Foxy King David "R.I.P. :-(" Bold - 15 years, 11 months, 19 days ago
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Unknown's shop
Langley Lane Emporium

This is a LOCAL shop, for LOCAL people .......

but there will be plenty of stuff for everyone - when i get back from holiday

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