Here I sit all broken heated
Tried to shit but merely farted
Sat down fast and then it started
Boy, wish I hadn't tripped...
Unknown Unwell - 16 years, 1 month, 4 days ago

So now that I'm in my second semester at college and I've heard the welcome to the real world speech about a THOUSAND TIMES from everyone including my present teachers, past teachers, parents, friends mom's, unlce's, aunts', and even one of my smart ass cousins (who's so uber rich she'll never have to work a day in her life and will probably just marry a rich guy to keep with her expensive taste in clothing, but she's really a nice person lol) the only thing I've learned about the real world is that it wakes up TOO FUCKING EARLY! And if that's so then why the fuck is Toronto rolling up the sidewalks at 12 am? There's always people going somewhere or coming from somewhere in that cespool of a city. Bedroom communities I can understand being closed at midnight, mainly because I live in Mississauga and there's nothing to do and toronto's the only place to go it seems, but you can't get there cuz the bus's stop running at 2! God dammit I really need to go for my G2.
Unknown Unwell - 16 years, 2 months, 17 days ago

so i'm in this expert class learning the name game when i'm supposed to be being taught how to read and draw. This teacher is retarded
Unknown Unwell - 16 years, 3 months, 14 days ago

the other day i was drafted and sent to the army, for 10 days i had this split personality problem. But i solved it by letting one get nuked
Unknown Unwell - 16 years, 4 months, 12 days ago

i was walkin in the forest the other day and this asshole tramples me with a horse! And just when i think it can't get any worse, a ghost appears out of nowhere and takes my money!
Unknown Unwell - 16 years, 4 months, 12 days ago