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Hopeless

"HomeBEERSimpson"

Name:	Ryan Zachary Jones, 37/Male
Last login:	over 3 weeks ago
Local time:	11:45 PM
Join date:	16 years, 7 months, 16 days ago
Location:	California, KY United States

"I sent that bitch a smiley face... Bitches love smiley faces"
About me: The more often i see this "about me" box the more it pisses me off. Shit, this is like the first week of high school when good teachers will say something that sounds so fuckin' simple, "Write a brief paper describing yourself." I promise, that if i could condense myself into anything short enough that people would read... It would most likely not be true. I guess i can shoot for the pressing issues though, the things that frequently come up and even cause problems for people first meeting me. I'm not one of those douchebags that's all like "I tell it like it is and some people don't like that about me, they can't handle it." FUCK those faggots, fuck them. I've lived 22 years now and i'm running out of things to experience... I'm too fuckin' old for 22. Sounds bad, sounds ugly, i know. Thing is though, yes its made me a cynic, no, i take nothing for granted, maybe, its made me a worse person. It has an upside though, only one upside i can see, but i feel its significant. The more you've been through in life, the more you've cried and hurt, the more the world has pushed you around and dominated you, the more you can laugh at. There's nothing left i can't find humor in. Sensitive people... are people that haven't lived. If i offend you ever, i won't pretend i'm sorry. I will, however, honestly say, i didn't mean to, i just rarely slow down to consider our basic differences. So keep getting all sore when i make a diabetes joke, but when you do, copy and paste it into notepad, save it as "when i stop being a pussy we'll all laugh together" and come back to it when you're ready.
About you:
Looking for:	Friendship and dating
Orientation:	Straight
Herds (lead):	Ryan Jones' of the world unite!
Herds:	~Ink & Steel~, NKY Herd, T-Rex's need love too, Spammers Unite!, The Maxing Pad - Thumb Exchange, We of the Greyscale Guild

Ryan's tales

So i have a plan... I'm going to find some country, any country, to whom america has no current diplomat. Then I'm going to become the diplomat to said country and invite whoever i hate, to come with me when i visit. At which time, I will murder them. Diplomatic immunity will protect me from apprehension while in the country, lack of solid evidence will protect me in the states, and so it will go, until i have pruned society of all its dead limbs. Also, i mean, i'll just be able to do madshit in said country =p
Ryan Zachary Jones "HomeBEERSimpson" Hopeless - 15 years, 13 days ago

Rupes... spittin the maddest propa' limey this side of the Mason-Dixon

Rupes-Poops:libido gwarnin... he has proper style....and can spit some bare hawt lyrics... including limey aswell asn the southern aite... that geeza...altho he has bare larfs with is mates... downin the pints with his gangsta fellas...jhe is well nice...admirable bloke... top notch geeza... bare amazing blud... aswell as gettin them birds all over the gaffs hearts racin... he dont get that he has this one chick... and corr... that thing...is poundin man...proper bashin and all that in her insides...and corr... check out the brains on dat blud....well smart...no geek ting gwarning... he lovin the pyschology and he loving the chemistry... that bare crazy gyal lovin his chemistry 2... she wanna go hang with the bloke... link up ... and have bare larfs... prob sit on a park bench down the road...n have some fish n chips n a snogathon???? corrr...wudnt that be an awesome thing i tell ya... wanna take a jumbo jet blud and fly it cross the pond...land down me back yard and chill with a pint of lager... and share laughs and snogathon??? and then go egg the queens gaff?? yeh dats right take the mick out of her guards...climb up the big ben and shout out proper limey cockney lyrics... rave it up gansta style down the club on the east side of london... check in out dat other fella from cross da pond is blastin his way into da chat... whagwarn blud ya come at da wrong time ... theres bare business gwarnin down here... 2 people flexin their stuff in style...makin the moves all over da gaff

If limey were a business Rupes would be CEO, if it were a religion she'd be Jesus, if it were a swimming pool she'd be the deep end, if it were a civil rights movement she'd be MLK jr, if it were a video game she'd be Mario, if it were a drive thru she'd be a Sonic... Ideally one would get the idea by now, but let's do another, if it were a donut... she'd be Krispy Kreme =p

Ryan Zachary Jones "HomeBEERSimpson" Hopeless - 15 years, 21 days ago

When I was young, I was so full of fear
I hid behind anger, held back the tears
It was me against the world, I was sure that I'd win
But the world fought back, punished me for my sins
I felt so alone, so insecure,
I blamed you instead and made sure I was heard
And they tried to warn me of my evil ways
But I couldn't hear what they had to say

I was wrong, self destruction's got me again
I was wrong, I realized now that I was wrong

And I think about my loves, well I've had a few
I'm sorry that I hurt them, did I hurt you too?
I took what I wanted, put my heart on the shelf
How can you love when you don't love yourself?
It was me against the world, I was sure that I'd win
But the world fought back, punished me for my sins
And they tried to warn me of my evil ways
But I couldn't hear what they had to say

Well I grew up fast, I grew up hard
something was wrong from the very start
I was fighting everybody, I was fighting everything
but the only one that I hurt was me
I got "society's" blood running down my face,
Somebody help me get outta this place
How could someone's bad luck last so long?
until I realized that I was wrong

I was wrong, self destruction's got me again
I was wrong, the only one that was wrong was me,
I was wrong.

Ryan Zachary Jones "HomeBEERSimpson" Hopeless - 16 years, 1 month, 23 days ago

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