ARGH ye blasted, thieving, mutinous seadog! Now ye knows the feel of the pirate's wrath-don't be trying that again or this last battle will look like a picnic! Yers(not!) truly, PIRATE CAPTAIN OLIVIA OTTER!

What a great day on the high seas defending me mates against pirate raiders-sent the scurvy bastard home licking his wounds!

You have been given 3' x 5' Pirate Jolly Roger w/ Eyepatch Polyester Flag.

ARGH! Donuts...whatever...

You have been fed steak.

ARGH! You have been captured by Olivia Otter pirate Captain of the High Seas-Welcome aboard Matey! You were seriously under-priced..had to fix that...it looks like yer like to do some trolling yerself...HAR!