FUNERAL ANNOUNCMENT
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following information. Please join me in remembering a great American Icon.
The Pilsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the stomach. He was 71.
The Dough Boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects including the California Rasins, Captain Crunch, and the Milky Bar Kid.
The grave site was piled high with flours. Long time friend Mr.Kipling delivered the eulogy, describing Dough Boy as a man who never knew how much he would be kneaded.
Dough Boy rose quickly in show business, but his later years were filled with turnovers. He was never considered a very smart cookie, wasting most of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, even when he was a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions. Towards the end it was hoped he would rise again but no avail.
Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and there two kids John Dough and Jane Dough plus he had one in the oven. He is also survived by his father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at Gas Mark 4 for about 20 minutes.
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